Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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