I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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