so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
