New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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