I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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