Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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