I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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