I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I need a burrito and a hug.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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