Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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