I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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