Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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