chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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