please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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