Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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