Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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