Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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