Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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