Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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