LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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