After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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