i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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