let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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