those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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