is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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