The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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