Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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