Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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