i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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