dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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