do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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