He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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