ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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