Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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