I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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