that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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