you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize