I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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