We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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