i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
