I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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