She said her name was "party"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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