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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
