If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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