butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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