So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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