Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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