so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We left the knife in your bed.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
dude. I can hear the air.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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