You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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