So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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