Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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