Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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