I CAN MOONWALK!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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