yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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