So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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