I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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