real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
