i just google imaged poop.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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