i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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